Come home and Pasta and Bergeron can no longer be in the same room.

(You’re absolutely right, and it’s only more interesting from a “sens abroad” perspective shared by literally dozens of people on the entire earth)

I have decided that would constitute a “more interesting outcome” and is therefore ruled out.

Like, chances are Swayman signs a deal within a week, but imagine CBass is in full control, doing everything according to his plan, with all systems performing normally, and all of the sudden “whoopsadaisy” (I’m going to assume he’d say whoopsadaisy) “looks like we’re the 2018 Ottawa Senators?🤷🏻‍♂️”

Thinking about the Bruins… I know Paul Wells’ rules apply to more than just politics, so the resolution of a crisis will likely tend towards the least interesting outcome… but nevertheless! Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they managed themselves into a rebuild, in “controlled flight into terrain” style?

Willie just wants to help a man when he’s down.

Tyler Boucher showing up to camp next year with a Canadarm2 on each side. Tells Postmedia’s Bruce Garrioch that he’s been trying a new move for the shootout that he learned watching old clips of General Grievous. Garrioch, with no idea what he’s talking about, makes several typos in the article.

AtkinsRéalis. ☠️

Brb. I need to remember what they rebranded as.

Which Japanese company makes the finest nuclear reactors, metro trains and playing cards? They probably know how to make a good shoulder.