All I can think about is: If Fire just squatted down, that dresser would be toast.

Katie, you lived here. You know we have a bumper crop of dumbasses every year.

Alphabetical Cartogram xkcd.com/2927

Man, this one hits me where I live ... or at least within several feet of it. I love these markers.

This is the story of a woman who was born not only with a fortune but with an important corporate job, somehow convinced herself that she earned them both, and spent her life proving herself wrong. No wonder she supported President Trump.

Nice! My only current overlap with you is Rodrigo y Gabriela later this month.

Right. And insurance won't cover the cost because it's somehow cosmetic.

This is fantastic!

Yay a shitty person is dead

tell us you had an OG nintendo without telling us ...