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Jana H-S (they/she)
@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
inventor of crabs (retired) other writing: jana-h-s.itch.io/ patreon: www.patreon.com/jana_hs
1.4k followers503 following7.4k posts
JHjana-aych-ess.bsky.social

screenshot of a submission to the new yorker comic caption contest. the comic depicts a man and a doctor looking at an EEG screen which forms the skyline of a city. the doctor is speaking. the caption reads: the haruspex speaks deliberately, with the edge of a man who wishes it was still his job to hold the knife. so, he says, the capital is next to fall. there is no time for evacuation. we will not warn them. you try to protest. your body does not move
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DDandyking.bsky.social

These six cables, our AI tells us, are placed in the optimum alternate positions for your third nipple. Pick one...

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JOjyn.dev

"deliberately, with the edge of a man who wishes it was still his job to hold the knife" is going to stick in my mind oh my god

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LNacidlich.bsky.social

I see someone with a terminal condition of Frasier

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JH
Jana H-S (they/she)
@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
inventor of crabs (retired) other writing: jana-h-s.itch.io/ patreon: www.patreon.com/jana_hs
1.4k followers503 following7.4k posts
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