world series commercials are like "are you bald with a weird dick? let your kid join the army"

I would have spent a lot of time in the glasshouse. I told this to a friend in the army, he told me I was the kind of person the army wanted.

so it’s like all the ads on Fox News (except probably less low-rent)

Whatever happened to smiling bob

lmfao

"So was Jesus..."

Also you should probably gamble about it.

The doctor said it wasn't weird.

My wife’s been watching “without a trace,” and it’s the same+Chuck Woolery has convinced me to cash out for silver.

😂😂😂 Oh shit. Oh shit - so was not ready for this post.

*snort laugh*