Potato boobs

hallelujah holy shit where’s the tylenol 🫡

dad tweets

this in combo with my shrimp shirt…

omg you got your hands on diwali NICE

love that your coworkers gave you a book that fucks you up like they understood the vibes

currently dying from a weird virus rn after walking 20+ miles so it might as well be scurvy

sending you the delicious beverages i had yesterday omg

i love how insane he’s making you honestly also if you see him please tell him his moriarty makes tears run down my legs thanks

i’m so happy to hear that!! i just got a shudder subscription so i could watch the medium (fucking incredible) so having more stuff on there to see is great