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Jason Apple
@japple323.bsky.social
Mostly jokes. Director/Cinnamontographer/Dad. Co-Host of @traumatizedcast. He/Him.
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They are like the hemophiliac children of the Russian aristocracy if this is them bruised.

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Ok, but in his defense it wasn’t the tariffs that caused the Depression, it was the hugely over-valued stock market and overproduction versus consumer wages…oh no.

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Why would you call it a “daily stand-up” if you DON’T want me doing bits??

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Honestly, if you read their ethics statement, they’re way better than the NYT. bulgarianmilitary.com/about-us/

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In 2017, 150k people paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—stole their land and dumped his shit all over it. Fuck that! www.ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com#ElonOwesMe100Bucks

Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7
Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

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I thought it was Michelle Wolf that humbled her

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Also the “knife” went missing after being taken into evidence.

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This graph ends 6 years ago though. Do we have any more recent data?

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Somebody stole that knife so hard, it’s like it never even existed!

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Crazy that even a billion dollars can’t save you from a midlife crisis.

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Jason Apple
@japple323.bsky.social
Mostly jokes. Director/Cinnamontographer/Dad. Co-Host of @traumatizedcast. He/Him.
56 followers67 following311 posts