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"Sexpert" | Casual Gamer | 🏳️‍⚧️ | She/Her | minors DNI Property of @sinisterkitty81.bsky.social My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bpqexonhy4onz7pyzf6oqfil/feed/aaagm7kfigkhc
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That's what I love about Capitalism, food costs more, I keep making the same wage

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Creature Cocks Move over Bad Dragon, but only slightly, like maybe an inch to the left. If you're a monster fucker on a budget, XR Brands got you covered. They're silicone so, their body safe, vibrating options as well as ovipositors. you just won't get the extreme sizes as you would with BD

A wall display of Creature Cocks, including Dragon hatch, rainbow Phoenix, luminoctopus, deep diver, nymphoid, dickosaur, Talon, Aqua-cock, fire Hound, Galactic breeder, Astropus, intruder, Pegasus pecker, beastly, Orion invader, hell kiss, celestial cock, mystique, cocktopus, demogorgon, and larva. There's a selopa stuck on you in there for good measure
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Street Fighter (The Movie (The Game))

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The Gynovibe Ever been to the OB/GYN and thought "this is so hot, I wish I could do this at home"? well, someone did. This vibrating speculum has the standard three speeds seven patterns, a clear lever and an LED light so you can see what's going on in there. If it's your thing, this is perfect

The box for the INYA Gynovibe. It depicts a purple vibrator with a clear plastic lever arm
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My first thought watching Ranma was "that would suck if that happened to me, I could never have a warm shower again"

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True Romance

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"ugh trans women get all the attention" the attention trans women get:

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All I can say is a lube injector, and lots and lots of lube

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Have you ever looked at a sawzall and thought "gee, I wish I could strap a dildo onto this thing" One, you're braver than I am Two, there's a solution for that! XR Brands has what they call The Fucking Adapter. One end attaches to the reciprocating saw, the other to any vac-u-lock dildo. Good Luck!

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Jaqalope
@jaqalope.bsky.social
"Sexpert" | Casual Gamer | 🏳️‍⚧️ | She/Her | minors DNI Property of @sinisterkitty81.bsky.social My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bpqexonhy4onz7pyzf6oqfil/feed/aaagm7kfigkhc
132 followers153 following879 posts