My best description of how this is turning out is "aggressively badass."

I don't believe so. (I'd say no except I told everyone there was no map in the Costco edition and look how that turned out.)

It’s bullshit is what it is.

Me too!

What brought this to mind?

He turned feckful. That's one of many great things about baseball: You're often happy about being wrong.

He could get replaced by Megill but Megill is also an annoying nibbler.

It’s sunny now. Have to admit I’m a little bitter.

I enjoyed the hell out of this sir.