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Jason Alt
@jasonealt.bsky.social
Not the one everyone is always mad at, a different guy linktr.ee/JasonEAlt
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So Corbin thinks he's too good for Bluesky?

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So glad you made it

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Come to Vegas you dumb bitch, I have a suite at Caesar's Palace

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Force my 2 children to live off of the land and only eat what they kill plus Flintstone vitamins?

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My dude, the hockey season is upon us and rather than let Artemi Panarin make you happy, you have elected to allow people who are not Artemi Panarin to make you sad, and that's on you

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You're unlocking some core Boy Scout and parent camping trip memories with this one. My pupils just dilated like I'm in a Requiem for a Dream reboot

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People aren't sleeping on it so much as the "liberal mainstream media" spent all day covering Drumpf flipping burgers

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There should be an emoji or hint that journalists can use when sharing a link online that indicates, ā€œmy editor fucked me with this headlineā€.

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Can't get the press to ask about that $10M bribe from Egypt to Trump but they'll ask Arnold Palmer's kid about her dead dad's dick

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FYI, I checked Muskā€™s bullshit ā€œpetitionā€ site. Itā€™s a data mining operation. You can just put anything in the fields, there is no check. We can poison the entire data set SUPER EASILY. Just pick a zip code in the suburb of Philadelphia or Pittsburgh and write bullshit:

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Jason Alt
@jasonealt.bsky.social
Not the one everyone is always mad at, a different guy linktr.ee/JasonEAlt
256 followers154 following101 posts