Only if you let him dump infinity chemicals into the waterways.

He’s gotta employ at least one guy with a mop, right?

Gonna have to borrow that!

He may actually lose Ben Shapiro. Way too much wetness.

I imagine a gallon or two alone was labeled “forehead”.

As a long time Philly/Delco guy, of course I know that the correct pronunciation is “piss wood-er”.

What’s the ruling on spray tans?

Little known fact: “lost” brother of Tommy and Dil pickles. Kinda like Chuck from Happy Days.