Wait, did you make an upgrade to your PC, then close the case before starting it up and making sure it was all working? No wonder things aren't working right.

Does he actually tweet? Those don't read like his usual ravings. They just seem like marketing and campaign tweets.

You sound overqualified.

If I say clouds are going to disrupt service, you get mad because there are clouds all the time. If I say sun outages will disrupt service, you don't care because that doesn't sound nearly as common as clouds.

Consider a return to the Midwest, particularly Wisconsin. You can't spit without hitting a soft serve place here. Or a frozen custard shop. Or any other type of ice cream parlor.