Purchased! Gonna be a good running shirt.

Double favorite confirmed!

Listen, don’t let the grifter media bamboozle you, the only true thirty minute abs is through fusing yourself with the Demiurge.

Nothing will improve your life faster than basking in the shadow of the Black Monolith. Instant uplifting does wonders for the mind and body.

Would you love me if I was a simulacrum?

I hate jumping exercises more than I hate lunging exercises which I hate more than squatting exercises. Brought to you by a leg day hater.

You’re already my favorite but if you do a Mercedes Lackey unit then you’ll be like…my double favorite!

You could never grind like Cthulhu. My guy is literally building a following, doing private streams for thousands of people every moment, driving people insane for his content, teaching them a whole new language, WHILE SLEEPING. He is sleepmaxing, Cthulhu grindcore.

The new monolith near my place is great. Every week I get a new friend that I must inevitably kill once the “change” begins. I’m learning a lot about friendship.

Yes you did see me in that place that was physically impossible for me to be. A local trickster god has unmoored me from reality and ive been jumping through space and time randomly. In its defense i did steal a donut offering from one of its altars.