The film was called "Bigfoot Vs. D.B. Cooper" & had about 10 minutes worth of plot & so many randomly shirtless guys poorly acting that I had to check that it was a horror film & not an adult film.

Podcasts: today's "And That's Why We Drink" listener's stories (the podcast is paranormal/ true crime) and "Weird Medieval Guys" Medieval Vampire episode.

One store I occasionally go to went all in on self check out, and then decided that maybe all self check out at a store with a high teen demographic wasn't a good idea & have cashiers that check you out at the self check out spot. Truly the stupidest of all worlds.

You are best at conning people! You can sell ice cream to people in Antarctica! You are an amazing imposter! You could trick people into thinking you are great for 15 more years!

I liked this comment yesterday and the next time I went to Goodreads it had this book at the top of my read list even though I read it years ago. How can the algorithm be freakishly on top of this 1 minute & the next show me ads for diapers in Spanish?!?

Your cops show up after the fact!!! Ours call us back in 1-5 business days for the report for insurance.

Befriend it so you have a minion next year.

The forest of Nottingham, if Disney is to be believed.

No one is willing to risk jail or worse over Elon, I'm sure if there were not consequences for that action there would be a line.