after letting “What Moves The Dead” by @tkingfisher.com sit on my shelf for a year or so I finally read it, it was incredible, found myself getting ~emotional at the explanation of the Gallacian sworn soldiers and the variety of genders it opened up 🥹
I decided I’m going to change my middle name to Blaine — professionally it will be J. Blaine Foster, and personally both Jaclyn and Blaine are fine at this time (idk if I’ll develop a preference as things go along)
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do they still do those “stripper that comes out of the cake” parties cuz if not, furries should take that cultural act from the heterosexuals. Sorry fellas, this giant birthday cake is not housing a size 2 shawty with pasties but rather a voluptuous possum (with pasties).
at this point my phone should just automatically set itself to caps lock whenever I go to message @calvinjburke.bsky.social
Guess who just added a covid vaccine to her flu shot appointment for next week
*discussing viral gastroenteritis* Professor: "Are daycares ~really more disgusting than college dorms?" Me: "Yes! Because college students have grown out of the oral fixation phase...well, most of them." Classmate: 😳😳😳 (I grinned at her and she started laughing)
today a patient accidentally flashed me because he pulled his pants halfway down to show me a rash on his thigh and he wasn’t wearing any underwear 💀💀💀