if someone asks you "and how would you like your eggs?" and you want to make a lifetime, mortal enemy, you can simply answer "poached"

that's a fun way to make eggs tho

Is "Made of chocolate" an option?

I would never. Poached eggs are so weird-looking and dampish.

There's a diner in the Tenderloin where a cook shot a waitress dead over poached eggs.

"Deviled"

"Fried or fertilized"

a man wearing sunglasses , a headband and a necklace is dancing .

ALT: a man wearing sunglasses , a headband and a necklace is dancing .

Deviled.

Then I will just continue adding to my list of lifetime, mortal enemies as the poached egg is the far superior egg. So be it.

Crack eggs in hot, oiled skillet. Then cover with freshly boiled water from the kettle. Cover and watch closely. The result is a perfectly poached egg that has a nice shape with no stringy floaty bits.

Me and my poached eggs will see you in hell.