one candidate is literally hitler and the other one is only like 80% of the way to what i want so there's no difference

also don't invade korea unless you know how to swim real good and with little warning

i think they see a meme that confirms their pre-existing beliefs and repost it without thinking about it at all

real king shit is cut and paste it into an excel spreadsheet then screenshot that and paste the screenshot into a pdf then post that

oh my light bulb wants to connect to the internet? go fuck yourself

i've never bought any type of "smart" thing and i'm just rolling this AI nonsense into that. no thanks

sometimes i wonder what my life would be like if i were as dim as the people i know who seem to think $9 billion is a lot of money for the united states government that they just can't seem to scrape up out of the couch cushions

i always think about a couple clear childhood memories i have that are verifiably false (watching a space shuttle launch from ohio, for example) and then wonder how much stuff i'm remembering wrong that isn't simple to verify like that

i'd happily take a mere $700,000 a year to not know anything in public

patrick stewart is a huge fan and pushed for an adaptation, shame his juice wasn't enough