Friday the 13th reimagined: Jason was a prick but a weakling. He started shit and routinely got his ass kicked until it happened out on the water one day. He falls in, no one knows what happened. They even dredge. Nothing. It was a Fri 13. Five years later, the mean kids come back to open the camp.

Mom does her thing. But Jason has his surprise appearance and it was Alice who had nothing to do with it but knew, like In the Air Tonight. The sequels follow a shambling, weak Jason as he murders pricks in Camp Crystal Lake. That’s his M.O.: Bullies. But he gets stronger and bigger with each kill.