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Jessica Calvert
@jdcal.bsky.social
Product manager at Spotify responsible for smart speakers only playing the shit versions of the songs you love Profile pic stolen from willburrowsart.com/product/abolish-prisons-sticker/ She/Her :: Trans liberation now
89 followers223 following395 posts
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ciara2001.bsky.social

Meme of an older lady with a walker being helped by a younger woman, the older woman is saying "I remember when you could post in English and turn up on the all-time bangers feed" while the younger woman is saying "Tudo bem, vovó, vamos te levar para a cama"
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JCjdcal.bsky.social

Don't worry, Aziz Ansari will vouch for him!

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JCjdcal.bsky.social

Finally made it

New follower notifications showing I'm now followed by the Account "Swimsuit Fetish"
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JKthejessiekirk.bsky.social

As about 12 of you know from my videos, my voice is not feminine. And I don't ****ing care anymore 😈😁

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ACesqueer.bsky.social

The LGB Alliance opened its conference hearing from a straight woman zooming in from her yacht.

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VXvermyfox.bsky.social

Two men on a bus meme, but both are sad, and there are no windows
The new robovan
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JCjdcal.bsky.social

Babe, accurately identifying you is not abuse.

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JCjdcal.bsky.social

"Try again" not communicating like a pretentious twat

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JCjdcal.bsky.social

Completely accept that they *are* better than the tories, but that's because the tories are currently engaging in a competition to be Ron Desantis. I feel like they're trying to emulate "reasonable" tories, while the tories are trying to emulate frothing bigots.

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JCjdcal.bsky.social

Ah, the NHS mental health services

ELedithcharles.bsky.social

Thinking about that TNG episode where Riker says he never feels rested after sleeping and Dr Crusher tells him to just drink warm milk about it and then later it turns out he's been abducted by aliens 6 times and had his arm cut off. Most accurate portrayal of dealing with the medical profession ever on screen.
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JC
Jessica Calvert
@jdcal.bsky.social
Product manager at Spotify responsible for smart speakers only playing the shit versions of the songs you love Profile pic stolen from willburrowsart.com/product/abolish-prisons-sticker/ She/Her :: Trans liberation now
89 followers223 following395 posts