JFC. Fuck OFF with this BS. Everyone wanted to have a beer with Dubya and look where that got us? 9/11. War with a country that has nothing to do with 9/11. Financial crisis. No thanks, Katy! I mean. JFC!!!

A better one is who you'd rather sit next to on a plane, or "Would I buy a used car from this person?"

I just love drinking with a recovering alcoholic who doesn't drink anymore.

Pretty sure most people wanted to flush him down the toilet, not take him for a drink, the Alfred E Neuman-looking weirdo.

Someone missed the actual joke.