"Hi, I eat all the bread on the neighbor's lawn that's meant for the birds. It's my thing."

Possibly your long lost cousin…

Bread is terrible for birds this is a portrait of a HERO

To be fair though: bread

That’s good because bread is not good for birds

Get that bread

INNOCENT

I put bread out for the crows but sometimes the ravens get it first.

That adorable face though.

I love this for you.

Dude’s keeping the rats away. He is sincerely a neighborhood hero.