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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman. (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
307 followers322 following6.9k posts
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protecting and serving the numbers on a spreadsheet from needy people

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ok, I think I'm with you so far.

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the media thinks its funny when a man eats too many figs and rubs his stuomach and says "Oh ive had too many figs". They want us dead

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Donald Trump is one of like 15 million living Americans who thinks that the deliriously fash 1986 Sylvester Stallone vehicle Cobra both was a real thing that they saw on 60 Minutes, and something that the politicians are criminally preventing from being real because they are too "by the book."

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JFC

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JMjeffmacishere.bsky.social

anyway "quigley down under" would be a good nickname for what it feels like when you have diarrhea

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didn’t get that, no car that folds into a briefcase, no robot maid capable of sadness, not a god damn thing.

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Every time he learns something, he’s like a snotty 7 year old, coming home from school to “teach” his parents stuff they’ve known for many, many years.

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If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, it’d be a tough choice, but I’d probably go with dead so I could just go home early.

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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman. (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
307 followers322 following6.9k posts