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Parker
@jeffparker.bsky.social
Writer of BATMAN/SANTA CLAUS: SILENT KNIGHT RETURNS coming this November! In between missions I cease to exist
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The exciting thing about Kissinger is that now all the vampires he sired will also die, according to legend
While I appreciate the sentiment, until I see Rupert Murdoch's corpse I'm keeping a stake near at hand.
…I…I know Buffy did this first, but all I can picture is every halfhearted attempt at a scary CW vampire going “Oh noes, not daddy warcrimes!” and shriveling to dust along with Elena and her dumb boyfriends…
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Parker
@jeffparker.bsky.social
Writer of BATMAN/SANTA CLAUS: SILENT KNIGHT RETURNS coming this November! In between missions I cease to exist
www.jeffparkerwrites.com
3.7k followers977 following7.8k posts