happy mother's day to the guy who cheated on the mother of his first three children with the mother of his fourth child and cheated on her with the mother of his fifth child and cheated on her with a porn actress who he paid to shut the fuck up about it. republican family values

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take a day off ffs

Now do Elon

A nice sentiment, though I might have started it off with - "happy mother's day to [the mothers of the children of] the guy who ..." I know, I know, a bit wordy but I wouldn't want to accidentally wish the Orange Turd a happy anything.