I wrote a thing: "The New York Times finally notices that elderly golfer’s brain has gone fuckity-bye" — more like this, please. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
more like this, please
What a timely coincidence they'd flip on him just a month before election time.... Totally not a ploy there, no siree....
I love your style of writing Jeff. Gave me pleasure on Twitter. Gives me pleasure here. Thanks!
I think the GOP's plan is keep him running just to replace him with Vance if their plans to get him a win happens to work.
They waited until almost the last minute to do it. People have already started voting. The Fourth Estate is dead. Absolutely dead.
Possibly related...Musk does not like hydrogen cars either.
i feel like calling him a "golfer" is too generous. "chronic cheater in boomer class status activity" is long, but this oleaginous anthropomorphic manifestation of america's collective idiot id kinda requires it
I feel like we need to all unanimously agree NYT is a worthless rag and boycott it into bankruptcy
Jeff I thoroughly enjoy the words you invent. Even if most of them I can't repeat in polite company. 🤣