The best writing advice I've ever gotten is to remember that the first draft is where you explain it all to yourself and then the second draft is where you explain it all to your readers.

[Kissinger dies, full of quivering rage] I can’t believe that bastard lived this long. [Shane McGowan dies, full of wistful admiration] I can’t believe that bastard lived this long.

I love Mitchell and Webb so much.

Good grief, I don’t like posting.