it’s absolutely true that the government is controlling the weather by refusing to hold fossil fuel companies accountable for their reckless acceleration of climate change, leading to increasingly catastrophic natural disasters

(I’ve never met a conspiracy theory that doesn’t fit this pattern of “you’ve kinda sorta identified an actual problem but the real story is just another completely expected tale of power and capital shielding itself from consequences, so you’re not interested in reality because it’s boring”)

Also AI companies.

It's an actual conspiracy, with rich owners and CEOs conspiring to suppress information and spread disinformation. It is well documented and indisputable, so too boring and I am going to go with the woke weather machine instead.