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Jemal Cole Loves Each Of You
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اسمي جمال الدين. #CarlyRaeJepsen stan. Repeat Webby winner. (he/him) Coming to you from #Baltimore, land stolen from the Piscataway Tribe. Trans Rights are Human […] [bridged from jemal.contact/@jemal on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy/ ]
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@donw My previous primary care doctor told me, when I was 245, that she'd like to see me at 180. I said I'd like to see a unicorn. Then she told me that she'd like to see me under 200. I stared her dead in the eye and said that I'd like to see her under 200. We never spoke about weight again.

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Not sure that’s going to over well with his base.* * incels https://bird.makeup/users/kamalahq/statuses/1840784249634308274

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I don’t know what “11ty” means (or care), but it will allways be “ccessibilitty” to me.

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Today some cops came by while I was working and struck up a conversation. During a discussion about books, one said, jokingly, “not me, I’m stupid.” Reader, I didn’t respond.

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A pretty good month on the bike! #BikeTooter

A screenshot of the iOS 18 Fitness app showing the total distance of my tracked bike rides for September: 733.92 miles.
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(Actually, I do care and if you have a problem with trans people you suck and I hope you fall down a flight of stairs.)

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One of my guiding principles in my political views is “fewer dead children is better than more.” I don’t care how you feel about trans people or the choices they make that you wouldn’t. Kids are dying and anti-trans laws are killing them. https://mastodon.scot/@andrewducker/113217073113031648

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Given Matt Mullenweg’s sudden turn to extortion, I can’t imagine wanting to use WordPress in commercial settings. He’s going after a hosting company now, but how long until he’s mad at people doing custom WordPress installs? Theme makers? Forks?

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My wife and I (mostly me) were trying to decide the question: if elected, Harris would certainly be the prettiest president, but would she be the hottest? I think JFK is currently in the lead, but she’s got a chance! (Trump is sub Calvin-Coolidge.)

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How is everyone else’s Saturday going? I went for a bike ride.

A screenshot of the iOS Fitness app showing a cycling workout’s details:

Workout Time: 5:19:46
Distance: 106.02MI
Total Calories: 6,367 CAL
Avg. Power: 231W
Avg. Speed: 19.8MPH
Elapsed Time: 5:57:03
Active Calories: 5,768CAL
Elevation Gain: 371FT
Avg. Cadence: 84RPM
Avg. Heart Rate: 149BPM
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Jemal Cole Loves Each Of You
@jemal.jemal.contact.ap.brid.gy
اسمي جمال الدين. #CarlyRaeJepsen stan. Repeat Webby winner. (he/him) Coming to you from #Baltimore, land stolen from the Piscataway Tribe. Trans Rights are Human […] [bridged from jemal.contact/@jemal on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy/ ]
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