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Jen Gentleman
@jenmsft.bsky.social
I work on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft and help with feedback for Start menu, Settings, taskbar, input + more You can find me on most of the other social media apps with the same account name
5.6k followers53 following5.3k posts
JGjenmsft.bsky.social

Lol what

A post on Twitter, the name has been scratched out. It reads:

Something a lot of men don't like to admit: All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract Women.
Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective: To keep the species going.
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HKhugokornelis.bsky.social

Ah yes. Playing RimWorld into the wee hours. A true chick magnet. They are already lining up at my doorstep.

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GGgabegraziani.bsky.social

Oh yeah, I mean, when I sit down to sand off sprue from a plastic Gundam model with a glass file so it's perfectly smooth... I can't keep my partners hands off of me long enough to work. She just goes wild with desire. I have never been able to even airbrush anything, she's too quick on the draw.

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NBcuil.world

Lmao I speedrun a 2010 homebrew game for a video game console released in the late 1980s and I can count on no hands the number of times it has gotten me attention from hot women in my area

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MLzorknapp.bsky.social

Yes, women really dig my coin collection. :)

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Jjustinnodes.bsky.social

Its true. The ladies can't get enough of noted aphrodisiac "listening to two hours of a man talking about their 40K army."

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JCindospot.bsky.social

Ah yes, I know how to attract the ladies

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Nneighborgeek.bsky.social

Yup, my wife gets so hot when I talk about my hobbies. When I get a new 3d printer, or a new Magic the Gathering set comes out, I can’t beat her off with a stick.

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JGjenmsft.bsky.social

Where to even start....

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MSmikasutinen.bsky.social

I must admit that “keeping the species going” was exactly one of the main reasons why I was playing tabletop role playing games when I was younger. It must have also worked, since I now have two kids!

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Jen Gentleman
@jenmsft.bsky.social
I work on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft and help with feedback for Start menu, Settings, taskbar, input + more You can find me on most of the other social media apps with the same account name
5.6k followers53 following5.3k posts