Franklin Booth blows my mind

I'm nothing short of devastated to report that I do still know every word to La Vie Boheme; and that, further, they rose in my mind unbidden and shall not leave.

Oh no

Oh I extremely will not be watching lmao

I know this is extremely NIMBY coded but every summer my whole block takes turns setting off 15–45mins of fireworks 1–4 nights a week, increasing to every night as we get to the end of June, and I s2g I am only kept from noise complaining by the fact that I think one of my neighbors is a cop

This is me

She says from her couch

The decathlon, for people who are Medium at every event

When I see Blippi showing up on Ms. Rachel

The only good thing about being descended from people of the frozen north is that there is no such thing as a sunscreen giving me a "white cast"