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Jennifer Pumpkins 🎃
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Super cool nerd chick. (She/her) CW: Mushrooms (inactive only), Alcohol most nights. Worse posts at @jenyetagain@beige.party
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Wobbly memes rule.

A diagram of the trolley problem titled IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) Presents: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

The illustration shows a trolley on a forking track. On one line five people are tied to the track, on the side track one person is tied to the track. The trolley has passed halfway across the tracks point of intersection. Off to the side a person manning a switch lever gives the viewer a thumbs up.

Text beside an arrow pointing at the track intersection reads: "Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt. Thank a rail worker today!
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i thought he is holding a bottle beer.

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Mmartinfff.bsky.social

That was always my answer...

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JLdonalbain.bsky.social

Ah, so the trolley problem is just an engineering problem.

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JNprobgobl.in

Smart. Then you can finish off the people tied to track at your leisure.

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MBmagstheobscure.bsky.social

Surely you need to wonder why the dead man's handle hasn't activated? The answer is to shoot the driver, who is obviously not breaking.

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NGtravisteatime.bsky.social

Literally this lmao twitter.com/hardmaru/sta...

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Ttharsull.bsky.social

im afraid the meme is incorrect, as the result will not be derailment, but the ever illusive multi-track drifting [eurobeat intensifies]

two page manga panel from the satirical manga, "initial T," in which a passenger rail car is careening down on two sets of rails, one under each wheel carriage
below, a stunned anime person looks on, thinking to themselves dramatically, "MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!"
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WTraygaskill.bsky.social

There is only one true solution to the trolley problem

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EAalaskanweeb.bsky.social

So happy to introduce people to an old meme

An action shot spread from a manga. 

Top panel: A train car with sparks flying from the gears. The car is slightly sideways because the wheel beds are are two different sets of tracks.

Bottom panel: A zoom in of a man’s eyes and brow, sweat pouring from them. His eyes have an intense look in them. A text box sits opposite him: “MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!”
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Jrbmdm.bsky.social

*Interlocking has entered the chat*

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Jennifer Pumpkins 🎃
@jenyetagain.bsky.social
Super cool nerd chick. (She/her) CW: Mushrooms (inactive only), Alcohol most nights. Worse posts at @jenyetagain@beige.party
1.1k followers353 following15.6k posts