On my nephew’s toy there’s an alphabet and each letter has an animal next to it. For some reason, they went with unicorn for U.

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Ew moldy bread in the drawer. It hasn’t even been in there a week. 🤢

A guy rode by earlier and he was wearing a fez. A FEZ.

Everything is now Halloweenified. It’s also the only thing keeping Christmas at bay.

The acorns are coming down like rain. Or hail maybe.

It really makes you think

I know hugging a wombat would fix me. 😩

Cc0nc0rdance.bsky.socialSep 17, 2023 1:32pm

In my mind, I picture wombats as badger or possum sized, but they're ... um ... not.

I know what’s going to live in my brain rent free for today.

JCjonrosenberg.bsky.socialSep 26, 2024 1:20pm

Twenty three dads in a row said to themselves, "I should name my kid James McCullen Destro, after me, James McCullen Destro." History is amazing