a *kennedy* endorsing guns for people who think politicians are getting out of line is so crazy

sorry, we don’t have conke is bepis okay?

ok but this is actually a really good idea 💀

Why haven’t we ever had a video game about the Donner Party? I think it would be a great game. The Oregon Trail but with more treachery and cannabalism.

gm

technology should’ve stopped here

in my TikTok journalism era

unfortunately the marketing tactic of "make things pretty colors" works very well on me because at my core i am nothing but a simple magpie

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

Flippin through my Pokédex like Gatsby with his shirts