You know Marjorie Taylor Greene already got a pair of Trump Sneakers and is tweeting about how much toe room they have.
MAGA Truckers, much like Trump, always carry a huge load, try to fudge the numbers at weigh stations, and refuse to deliver.
At least now Trump and Melania can share a nice liquidate night.
The Trump Sneakers look like they belong in the Halloween Store costume aisle as part of a generic Wonder Woman costume rip-off called Wonder Lady.
Well on the bright side, Rep George Santos will now have an actual historical event he can honestly say he was a part of without lying.
The Speaker gavel is becoming an opening montage in a Lord of the Rings movie. It began with the forging of Kevin McCarthy's power. And yet Kevin couldn't hold the gavel. And then when hope had faded, Mike Johnson took the gavel. But the hearts of Men are easily corrupted...
You think the House of Representatives has no leader now, wait until they elect Jim Jordan.
Look, it's been a very stressful last few days for everyone. I don't care who you are or what you believe, tell me when you saw Tommy Tuberville fall down the airplane steps you didn't think of this:
