Kevin McCarthy: Another Trump property that went out of business.

Elon Musk will be in New York City tomorrow wearing an upside down snorkel mask to report on the flooding.

If Ron DeSantis doesn’t even know what to do with his face, how is he gonna know what to do with our country?

Please respect Lauren Boebert’s privacy. What happens between a man and a woman and the guy sitting next to them, and the woman next to him, and the three kids next to him, and the guy next to him, and the woman next to him…in the next row….on the balcony….is their business.

The guy who said he could grab womens' genitals if he wanted, because he was famous, is on a media tour explaining how he could take classified documents if he wanted, because he was President.

They need to make a musical about Lauren Boebert being kicked out of a musical.

Show us evidence Joe Biden committed a crime with his son Hunter or please STFU. It's not enough to say 'we have the phone records, we have the flight logs, etc' Use that stuff to file charges. Show us actual crimes were committed. If you can't, please just STFU. Begging you.

The NRA gonna defend Hunter Biden or nah?

MAGA: A woman is a woman. ALSO MAGA: Michelle Obama is a man! MAGA: Support the troops. ALSO MAGA: No military promotions! MAGA: Back the blue! ALSO MAGA: January 6th was tourism. MAGA: Biden is weaponizing the DOJ! ALSO MAGA: Lock her up! Lock up Biden!

I wish I could go back in time to January 6, 2021 and stand outside the Capitol with a big sign that says "YOU WON'T LIKE THE FOOD IN PRISON!"