If roommate = “Bernie” then it’s Hugh Bonneville. Which reminds me: he started in Twenty Twelve, UK workplace comedy re staging Olympics—very funny.

Settings > moderation > mute words is your friend!

Ummm, online?

Later = ladder

Do it! I have a scary image of you on a 2-story later reaching overhead while angering a non-zero amount of wasps. That belongs in a scary book, not in our reality.

Heads up if you use Paypal!

Krockheadkengo.bsky.socialSep 29, 2024 3:27pm

PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting in November and they're certainly banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings > Data & Privacy > Manage shared info > Personalized shopping, and toggle that shit off

Oh noes! This is a “call a professional” situation!

First stop is always Istanbul — not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight, on a Gotham night Every graft in Constantinople Starts in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a bribe in Constantinople It’ll be waiting in Istanbul Even old New York was once…

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Nico + monsterfucking = master class