i’m one of those guys with a bunch of stuffed animals and other doodads stuffed up on top of my dashboard and pressed against the windshield of my car. whats that all about, you ask? good question. well i’m basically fuckin nuts

Is one of them an octopus? That flips inside out?

Nesting behavior

baby on board

Look at me look at me look at me

It's cool I'm the Nissan Altima ahead of you with no adornments save the single Kleenex box in the rear window. My mind is a clean slate and car is pure vehicle.

If I’m ever in an accident I want it to be like a claymore mine going off in my car

appreciate the honesty