i close my eyes to 'rest them'

Don't rub it in!😭temps went back up to 100F for some of us out here in CA

It's pretty overrated. You gotta go to the Habit or Farmer Boys sometime. There's some near LAX allegedly, according to Google maps

The only unrealistic thing here is rupaul remembering jinkxs name

rentmasseur, masseurfinder etc

or he's busy reading from Ligma journal

"You shouldn't have been so mean to biden" 😭

He can strike me down if he wishes, but he can't because that'll only prove my point

Bc I'm spiraling about how i might fuck up this relationship even before it's started. And my brain has already convinced itself that it has :[

They've gotta branch out into exploiting sexy guys as waiters. Hooters, pls make me your new CEO, I can save this company