I dunno..messing with Bonecrusher Bob (which were the only words he spelled correctly somehow) is tough

Yup. The Central Valley is also the majority produce source for the US, so the reactionary right wingers there would have a lot of power in controlling the food source. 😨

If I traded my pussy for Bitcoin I’d still have 100% of my pussy because I don’t believe Bitcoin is real

Some good stuff, especially when you’re stoned.

It won’t count, but 1-maybe they’re gonna commit more crimes on Monday 2-it’s true love and that’s the real reason…or something

Happy birthday!🎊🎉🎈

With breast cancer awareness month coming up soon, someone should create a mobile diagnostic service you can surprise a friend with. Some kind of Mam-o-gram-o-gram

Won salesman of the quarter and got this beauty (that they reuse so I already gave it back) but damn, how do go around with shit like that on your hand 😂 Other divisions got a wrestling belt and a gangster chain.

Twitter is great if you want life and relationship advice from insufferable people who don’t know the difference between then and than.

If it’s a blobfish that would make sense for me