This is my best side! Great cormorant, perfectly balanced on a grey and windy afternoon at Sandon Point, NSW. 🪶

I once ran over a chipmunk while I was driving and I was so upset until my daughter said: “For all you know that was the Hitler of chipmunks and thanks to us they are all celebrating chipmunk V-day now”

BREAKING: baby Clifford (Halloween)

The latest “would you rather” happening on TikTok is “would you rather fight the PPG everyday for a year or Batman once a year for 10 years?” & the way everyone is saying Batman IMMEDIATELY is cracking me up b/c it’s being followed up by “the PPG would beat up Mojo Jojo before he’d even do shit!” 😂

Black skimmer at Baylands Nature Preserve, SF Bay, CA. These spectacular terns fly with long lower beaks cutting through the water. Note the film of water that peels away from the jutting corner of its beak near its chin, keeping the bird dry. Shot at dawn: 800mm, f/9, 1/3200 sec, ISO 32000. 🐦

You just know Dolly read that proposal and signed the licensing agreement right after she stopped laughing, which might have taken awhile.

MTmrtylercrook.bsky.socialOct 4, 2024 4:35am

Lodge is selling officially licensed Dolly Parton cast iron pans that say “Jolene, please don’t take my pan”

stolen from Mastodon: aus.social/@ThermiteBeG...

I started watching the debate. Now I’m watching Kirk fight a Gorn.

Picard, to the Daystrom Institute:

NCsupersciencegrl.co.ukSep 29, 2024 8:09am

Lololololol I want this on a t-shirt (It made sense in context) (MAD = mean absolute deviation) 🧪