Roving fell asleep on the happy button.

Thank you for sharing!!

I have successfully returned from my fifth Writing Excuses cruise! As always, it was wonderful. And now am ded.

a girl is standing next to a bed with a broom on it .

ALT: a girl is standing next to a bed with a broom on it .

Omg hahahaha

My cat's new favorite hobby is screaming at the front door.

I mean, I have concepts of ideas.

Roving made one final attempt to dissuade me from selling her favorite armchair in advance of our cross country move. It didn't work, but I do appreciate the effort.

If I were made of sterner stuff I might embark on this wild goose chase. But in my heart of hearts I know it is a foregone conclusion.

Okay, fair. But what if in stanning something you invoke the spirit of Stan and are therefore doomed to Stan's stanning fate? Is this the Zoomer version of The Ring?

Like... can you truly stan something if you don't understand how hard Stan stanned?