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Jess Liotta 🍄
@jessliotta.bsky.social
Dual class 🇺🇸/🇮🇹 (siciliana, e imparando italiano). Also a mushroom forager, parent to two very fucking cool kids, and general food obsessive; be ready for me to be annoying about all the above. PNW now, CA before, PNW before that. She/her
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This is the way. The only kids albums we ever allowed were like TMBG and a little Raffi. (Not even a lot of Raffi tbh.) Turns out babies & kids like real music just fine, with the bonus of it not inspiring a desire in every nearby adult to cast all music playing devices into the sea forever

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Oh gosh, I missed this before. Thank you, and also, maybe yes! Probably not possible during this prime peak season but afterwards things open up a lot more. Feel free to DM me. :)

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I would like to speak to the person who scheduled me for four (4) straight hours of Zoom meetings/trainings today, but unfortunately Past Jess is not available at the moment

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Ummm yes I would like to come and make some poor decisions re: how much space I have for new plants

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If Miro ever decides to not conscientiously object to social media they’re gonna be a legendary poster. We’re rereading Fellowship of the Ring & apropos of nothing they go “it kinda seems like the elves would hate disabled people.” Like, “Tolkien’s elves are ableist” is god tier chaos posting energy

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I had one of those for years and I kept using it for deep frying until my spouse (chief household dishwashing officer) finally staged a rebellion and demanded a change; this is SO MUCH EASIER to clean 😅

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I use this specific kitchenaid spider for SO many things, it’s bigger than a slotted spoon but more permeable than a skimmer!

My hand holding a kitchenaid wire spider
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Alternatively paint marker works well on stuff that gets scrubbed and washed. I have the weight in grams of all my cake pans written in paint marker on the bottom (for even batter distribution) and the quart capacity on all my weird casserole dishes. Lasts years!

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Another way to manage this is to use a spider to scoop pasta directly from the boiling water to the finishing sauce pot. Enough water tends to cling to emulsify the sauce plus you don’t have to lift a pot of water around

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(I mean, you’re correct that this is something else, curse the lack of edit button etc)

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Jess Liotta 🍄
@jessliotta.bsky.social
Dual class 🇺🇸/🇮🇹 (siciliana, e imparando italiano). Also a mushroom forager, parent to two very fucking cool kids, and general food obsessive; be ready for me to be annoying about all the above. PNW now, CA before, PNW before that. She/her
453 followers248 following2.8k posts