not smart enough for twitter, not unhinged enough for bluesky, not hot enough for threads

thank you!

i wrote about reborn doll mommy vloggers and their fake silicone babies and honestly you should “read” this just for the pictures https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a44094061/reborn-doll-baby/

The Doll Mommies Are Fighting

Is breastfeeding really best…for a small silicone dummy? Do make-believe babies deserve real diapers? Are medical ethics applicable to inanimate figurines? Inside the extremely niche (yet surprising...

were they tears of PURE TERROR?!?!

I need to see the pictures???

how I feel every time i send a bluesky post into the void

i like this app, but wish it could be more dedicated to enjoying posts from my favorite actor, Jeremy Renner, and celebrating his achievements every Rennsday with sweepstakes and exclusive Renner content

I’m worried that my freelance writing career is going to collapse without Twitter so if you’re an editor looking for writers/pitches, let me know 😭

The internet would be way more fun if we didn’t have to use it to make money under capitalism

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