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Impersonal Jesus
@jesusdontcare.bsky.social
A collection of electrons, flowing along the outside of the wire. I’m less of a merchant of chaos than a preferred provider.
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Hey remember when Utah launched a carelessly thrown together form to report trans people in public spaces? New snitch line is up, but requires a Utah IP address to submit. Would be a real shame if a bunch of people used VPNs to fill it with useless data again. hotlineform.utah.gov/equal_opport...

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Masterful gambit, said no one.

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It must have been his huge… checkbook.

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If this were true, which it certainly is not, I would remove both of them with weaponry.

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Can confirm, I was one of them.

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“Mom always told me to listen to my body,” I thought, as I ate that third candy bar.

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Air has to come from somewhere, and no filter is forever.

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Trump may not be a Nazi, but the Nazis seem to think he’s their kind of guy.

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Damn it. Try harder, Betelgeuse.

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Me: good day to break stuff, let’s play. Me 30 minutes later: oh, shit, not like that!

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IJ
Impersonal Jesus
@jesusdontcare.bsky.social
A collection of electrons, flowing along the outside of the wire. I’m less of a merchant of chaos than a preferred provider.
112 followers149 following127 posts