Me, opening this app for the first time in 3 months: "Oops."
Me: âSo, [x actor]âs vocal music is like *gestures in a tall oval tilted outward 45°*, but [y actor]âs vocal music is like *gestures hand and wrist in a fluid wave, like a dolphin*âŠyâknow what I mean?â Them:
đ„đĄïž Let all things be changed! đđĄïž So grateful to announce that I'm the English voice of 3 super fun characters in "Order Shift," the 30th expansion for "Shadowverse!!" It's out today, so keep an ear open if you happen upon the Undying Witch (AKA Gally), Armed Al-mi'raj, or War-Weary Demolisher.
*takes a sip of iced tea* The fact that actors are just Dionysian cultists twice removed is honestly really funny.
When you remember that auditions being sent to a casting director means once again subjecting yourself to the horrifying ordeal of being Known:
Yesterdayâs financially âdubiousâ (but tax-deductible) decision and today's wolf-bear-man đ (In actuality, Iâd been trying to convince myself to do this for Months and was pushed over the edge by the fact that A) my birthdayâs today and B) a given thingâs liable to pay me sooner than I thought đ„Č)
Admittedly, my natural voiceprint is basically just Some Guy, but I book a lot of alluring older ladies⊠đč Whilst also looking like a teenage boy and feeling essentially like a decrepit old man (my joint health agrees). đ„
I didnât do anything for it yesterday, but Iâve officially lived in Los Angeles for 2 years (and 1 day) now! Hereâs Yara, Godzilla, and wall-art Balerion having a scream/yawn/fire-breathing session.
Crosspost time? Crosspost time. As before: we're absolute nerds who just happen to work on the types of media we love. đ€đ»âșïž
If your man: - Has a sense of humor - Knows what he wants when he wants it - Is ambitious - Has a distinctive fashion sense - Does his makeup better than you - Is emotionally unstable - And destroyed the world to become a literal god Thatâs not your man; thatâs Kefka Palazzo.