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John Heaton
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Wisconsin voting enthusiast. Views expressed are mine and do not necessarily reflect those of my employer, especially as regards the football team. He/him/his
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Make a book title edible Alice's Adventures in Wonder Bread All Quiet on the Western Omelet Harry Pot Roast and the Goblet of Phyllo Let Us All Braise Famous Men The Mill on the Candy Floss Olive Twist A Separate Pizza Silas Marinara Tarragon With the Wind The Yiddish Policemen's Onion

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Here's a resource if you're in an area affected by Hurricane Helene and you need help cleaning up the damage. crisiscleanup.org/about

CRISISCLEANUP.ORG

HURRICANE HELENE CLEANUP HOTLINE
(844) 965-1386
If you need help cleaning up damage from the Hurricane Helene, call (844) 965-1386 to ask for help. We will connect you with volunteers from local relief organizations, community groups and faith communities who may be able to assist you.

Muck Out | Trees | Tarp | Debris

All services are free, but service is not guaranteed due to the overwhelming need. This hotline will remain open through Friday, October 13, 2024.

PLEASE NOTE: this hotline CANNOT assist with social services such as food, clothing, shelter, insurance, or questions about FEMA registration. Volunteers work free of charge and provide the tools and equipment necessary to complete the work.
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This is just a 21st century spin on an old practice. In 1997, I earned a UNIX systems administration/C programming certificate from George Washington University that was run by an outside contractor. I got my signed certificate, and several years later when I needed a transcript ...

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I don't even have a favorite dinosaur, only a favorite prehistoric large mammal. You think there are a lot of people asking me about that?

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If it a Lichtenstein, you know it's been ripped off from some other artist. By image-duplicator.com/sat/sat_sour...en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

The source of Girl with Ball was a common advertisement image.
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Who's gonna be the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.

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Separated at birth?

Screenshot of a Bluesky post by MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social picturing Henry Moore's sculpture Helmet Head Number 1, a sculpture made in 1950. It is a jet black helmet with two irregularly shaped cutouts that appear white.
A picture of Grendel by Matt Wagner. He is wearing a black facemask with large, irregularly shaped white areas on either side, and a black tuxedu with a red rose as a boutonniere.
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Re: the cookbook mentioned below, I know a woman who eats jarred marinara sauce and calls it soup. She is, and I'm not saying this to be mean, brain-damaged, and for me that says everything you need to know about how smart generative AI has gotten.

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We let Richard Nixon put ketchup in his cottage cheese, we can let Bellingham have this

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John Heaton
@jheaton416.bsky.social
Wisconsin voting enthusiast. Views expressed are mine and do not necessarily reflect those of my employer, especially as regards the football team. He/him/his
79 followers134 following756 posts