You can safely give the new HBO / MAX "Salem's Lot" a pass. Decent performances, decent imagery, terrible script.

there should be a website you can use to search the internet

11mph Faster Sustained winds and it will be the Strongest Hurricane ever recorded on this side of the world. Please Evacuate NOW if you are in an evac zone. DO NOT WAIT. #milton#hurricane#Evacuate

I don't want your AI bullshit on my phone. I just want more battery life. That's all. Give me that. Put your AI features inside your own butt.

Duolingo keeps yelling at me for skipping lessons. I am LIVING a lesson you dumb owl.

Seriously you guys: France is great at trains.

ALL THE CHEESE WE CANNOT BUY: memoir of a visit to a farmers' market in Haute Savoie

France is pretty great y'all.

We are having raclette for dinner. It is the physical embodiment of this cartoon.

Outlook needs a "reluctant yes" option to meeting invites. Yes, I'll come, but I want you to know that you are inconveniencing me.