if i see a couple that's within 10m of each other i count that as pda

Roald Dahl should have named him Asbestos Gloop

The Sans Undertale Clause

PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting in November and they're certainly banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings > Data & Privacy > Manage shared info > Personalized shopping, and toggle that shit off

Op Ed Gangnam Style

it's a whole hog eat whole hog world

12am is when the gremlins feed (me on door dash)

that doesn't feel derogatory enough

there needs to be a slur for Americans

went rawdogging a brisk walk for ten minutes