Frot girl > Frat bro
Zelda NPC going on a 12 paragraph rant about how much he loves onions. Peak game design
They are 8,000 illegal aliens I sent across the border to inflate your numbers
They never let me piss on someone else's lawn 😞
America does not claim him
Woman named "this popsicle stand" "Why the fuck did my parents name me this"
On the stomach so the baby can come out C Section style whenever it feels like it
Yeah nobody's signing up to be trans. But I get to look good in skinny jeans and yoga pants so that's nice.
It's a Rubies tucking swimsuit. Tucking is kinda uncomfortable cause you have to push your balls up into the inguinal canals, but after awhile you get used to it. You push them up and you pull your dick back. Then you cross your legs to hold it in place and slide the swimsuit up.