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jigsawoogie
@jigsawoogie.bsky.social
32. He/him. Queer.
🔞 easier that way.
Just a tired zombie who wants hugs and cuddles.
Occasional writer and commissioner of audio/visual smut.
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#6, Blade Trinity Maaaan... They bring in Dracula as the last big bad. We got Ryan Reynolds and Patton Oswald Got a girl who's basically Hawkeye We got cops tracking down Blade since he's been going around killing people(vamps) for 2 movies. But...it just falls apart.
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Dracula doesn't get enough to do He should've fought vakde a few more times This was a case for why Reynolds doesn't work all of the time (he is basically deadpool and its just .... annoying) Lady Hawkeye does some cool choreography, but is barely a character Patton Oswald dies doing nothing
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jigsawoogie
@jigsawoogie.bsky.social
32. He/him. Queer.
🔞 easier that way.
Just a tired zombie who wants hugs and cuddles.
Occasional writer and commissioner of audio/visual smut.
5 followers47 following85 posts