Because he's getting paid by the shedload. Brexit's been good for him.

It's VERY refreshing after Seattle, which is (in general) quite Norwegian-Lutheran uptight. A lot of Seattleites wouldn't say anything to a stranger if they were on fire.

As is proper. Having fun with the HP Sauce / Giardiniera combination lately, what with being all multicultural and everything.

"taken in zoo" Y'know, I've been taken in a lot of places, but never in a zoo. Well done!

I've never seen them both together in the same place. Just saying.

There's also the fact that many of the most commonly used survey questions to ask about trans people are TERRIBLE. I've been reviewing them for a work project and... wow. Male, female, or transgender? Piss off.

I'm a statistical consultant at a university - I assist researchers with the data aspects of their projects. Which means I learn stuff every day. I also get to work with a great group of people.

Pick-mes are fucking everywhere

I have rather a nasty bite, on occasion. But only if provoked.

Jillian's Law: the probability of being asked for directions is inversely proportional to the amount of time spent in a new place.